CranboySMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Enchantments Applied:	250
Votes:	4039	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	5050
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9242	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	5487
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	87
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3627	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8806

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1949	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4096	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	9889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Animals Bred:	153