Craketland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5152	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	914799
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4065
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	184	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	2765	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	4114	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7