CraftyZionists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	401439	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	244	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	4418
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	682
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	1007
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	86	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	276	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	762	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ores Mined:	8088	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Alien Abductions:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!