CraftyZenLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lonely Minecraft Server

anguish, depression, desolation, Despair, despairing, emotions, emptiness, Heartache, hurting, ISOLATION, killing, Loneliness, lonely, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, Sadness, Server, solitude, sorrow, Suffering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	102	Zombie Dances:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	528085	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	7621	Buildings Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	659	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1064	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8910
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	883
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9017	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	3831
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8904
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1022

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3