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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
New Chunks Explored: 532658 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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