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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Mines Excavated: 4545 Ores Mined: 3128
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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