Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hotness levels are off the charts and the gameplay is even hotter! Join us for a steamy adventure filled with sexy pixelated characters and spicy builds.

Ever wondered if having sex with someone hot feels better when you’re hot yourself? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your Minecraft character will be so hot, you’ll be melting blocks left and right.

Not only will you be building and exploring in style, but you’ll also have the chance to engage in some steamy roleplay with other players. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

So come on, join us on the hottest Minecraft server around and see for yourself why being hot in-game is the key to a sizzling good time.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Farms Harvested: 706 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5308 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3066 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3104
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 778307 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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