CraftyWindows8 SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Haven 1.20

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, Entertainment, Ethereal, funny, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, lol, meme, message board, No. 275626449, online anonymity, online forum, social media, viral content

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	1893
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	183
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747

Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Farms Harvested:	855
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crops Grown:	6399
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	375788
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	4738
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1861
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Animals Bred:	123	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	6843	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8966
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Items Found:	1355

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7021	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6176	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	New Chunks Explored:	773730
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5114
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	78