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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 144 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.
Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!