so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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