CraftyWeekendCEO | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Items Found:	7411	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6555	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Emeralds Found:	3635
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3693	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3373	Dragon Eggs Found:	5457
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	16406
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	8622
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Votes:	7419	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2492	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	5156
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Emeralds Found:	9081
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

Players:	95/200	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	311	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mines Excavated:	4132	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5