Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4430 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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