Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 363 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!
