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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Join our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Why join? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King” who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken nugget crown.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Blocky Yeti” who roams the snowy mountains, challenging players to epic snowball fights for a chance to win enchanted snow boots that make you glide across the ice like a penguin on steroids.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

Nation-States

4K, building, Casual, Claiming, Diplomacy, Factions, Interaction, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, progress, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Target, Trade, TYPE, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Server Name	Nation-States
Version	1.20+
Overview	Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system.

FAQ

What type of server is Nation-States?

Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server with elements of diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction.

What version of Minecraft does Nation-States support?

Nation-States supports Minecraft version 1.20 and higher.

How big is the map on Nation-States?

The map on Nation-States is approximately 4k by 4k.

What claiming system does Nation-States use?

Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.

Is Nation-States more geared towards casual players or PvP players?

Nation-States is targeted more towards casual, building players, but also has systems in place for those wanting more PvP.

How can I join Nation-States?

You can join Nation-States by clicking on the following Discord link.

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	8942
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9145	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

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Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	233
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	897	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	251067	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1716	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4599
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	29
Love Letters Sent:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!