GrannyGriefMC Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	1324	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftingWifeRage

aita, Approval, Asshole, Boss, CraftingWifeRage, full-time, grind, instructor, locked door, mic, mute, office, remote class, Respect, sign, Wife, work time, working from home

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, emotions, Forlorn, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Tragedy, unhappiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Bliss

best feeling, Bliss, blocky, Contentment, DELIGHT, ecstasy, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, Wonder, world

The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	390187	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

Ambush, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, Defense, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah ambush., international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, RETALIATION, RIP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

Crime Prevention, establishments, findings, firearms regulation, first-of-its-kind, gun control, Gun Violence, gun-free zones, likelihood, mass shootings, NoShootZone, pixels, preventative effect, Protect, public policy, Public Safety, research, research findings, Safety Measures, security measures, study, Violence prevention, Vulnerability

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Items Found:	6087
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

1.20, 4th season, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, chacha, collaborate, community elected positions, Cows, CREEPERS, HermitCraft style, joinable sub-communities, Markers Pack, Mature Players, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Modded, Realm, Redfield, Redfield 4.25, Semi Vanilla, Server, slide, smp, sunglasses, wear

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/craftyapocalypse/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions
Joinable Sub-communities
Hermitcraft-style

If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

98-108 IQ range, Average, blocky, Boredom, Boring, Busters, conventional, dull, lackluster, mediocre, midwits, Minecraft, mundane, normal, Server, unengaging, unexceptional, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable, unstimulating

Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

achievement, ceremony, chairman, Entertainment, Fame, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Honor, iconic, Legacy, legend, McMahon family, Minecraft, smp, sports, star, success, Tribute, Vince McMahon, Vince McMahon Sr., walk, wrestling, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, wwe universe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

actor crush, actress crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous person crush, favorite celebrity, film star crush, heartthrob crush, Hollywood crush, idol crush, movie star crush, music idol crush, pop culture crush, singer crush, star crush, TV show crush

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find out that your celebrity crush is actually a secret player on our server! Rumor has it that Justin Bieber is a master builder and Taylor Swift is a redstone genius. Who knows, you might even end up building a love shack with your celeb crush in our virtual world! So come join us and see if you can snag a date with your favorite star!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCraftMoguls

alternative job paths, hidden career opportunities, hidden gem professions, lesser-known career paths, MineCraftMoguls, niche careers, obscure professions, offbeat occupations, overlooked job options, overlooked occupations, unacknowledged work opportunities, unappreciated jobs, uncelebrated job choices, uncommon jobs, Unconventional Careers, underappreciated jobs, underrated careers, undervalued work, undiscovered career paths, unexplored professions, unique professions

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and become a professional chicken jockey racer! That’s right, saddle up on a chicken and race against other players in epic chicken jockey races that will have you clucking with excitement!

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional block painter? Show off your artistic skills by painting blocks in vibrant colors and creating masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. And don’t forget about our exclusive career as a lava diver! Dive into pools of lava and see if you can survive the heat for the ultimate adrenaline rush.

So why waste your time on boring old careers when you can join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious jobs in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget cuts, defense budget, defense expenditure, defense strategy, deficit, DesertCraft, economic challenges, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial management, fiscal policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Gulf region, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, military spending, Minecraft, national security, Saudi Arabia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	276	Players Killed by Monsters:	7306
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyWarz

Conflict prevention, CraftyWarz, defense budget, defense strategy, deterrence measures, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, Hodges, inadequately prepared, international relations, large-scale war, military alliance, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercises, military readiness, nato, russia, security threats, strategic planning

come join our epic minecraft server where we are ‘inadequately’ prepared for large-scale war with russia! why fight in real life when you can battle it out in minecraft instead? we have crazy weapons and armor that will make you feel like a superhero! join us and show russia who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, it’s way more fun than real war. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles. come join the chaos and let’s show hodges what we’re made of!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sad Puppy Coyote Den

anatomy, Animal Behavior, behavior patterns, Body language, canines, Communication, COYOTE, coyotes, Den, Dogs, domestication, emotions, Evolution, Expressions, face muscles, facial expressions, facial features, mimicry, PREDATORS, puppy, sad, sad puppy, Similarities, wildlife

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LittleDigPlanet: Where the creepers have more friends than players! No claims, just aimless wandering!

10 years, Afk, Age 25+, aimless, Chat Functionality, Claims, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Dynmap, Friends, Grief Protection, Legacy, LittleDigPlanet, Minecraft, No-Claims, Players, Redstone, Render Distance, Server, Small, Text color, Vanilla, wandering, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Minimum Age	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Peak Players	8-12 players online
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am under 25?

Unfortunately, we have a minimum age requirement of 25+ for players on our server.

2. Are there any ranks or moderator positions available?

No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on our server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. What is the world border size?

The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but may be expanded in the future.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the link provided and introduce yourself before being whitelisted.

5. How many players are usually online at peak times?

Generally, we have around 8-12 players online at peak times.

For more information and to join our community, please visit our Discord server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.