Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	60	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftingWifeRage

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	786919	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Emeralds Found:	3918	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Bliss

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The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchantments Applied:	107	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	254
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/neverdigstraightdown-minecraft-server/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions
Joinable Sub-communities
Hermitcraft-style

If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	521652	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dragon Eggs Found:	4152	Potions Brewed:	183
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find out that your celebrity crush is actually a secret player on our server! Rumor has it that Justin Bieber is a master builder and Taylor Swift is a redstone genius. Who knows, you might even end up building a love shack with your celeb crush in our virtual world! So come join us and see if you can snag a date with your favorite star!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineCraftMoguls

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Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and become a professional chicken jockey racer! That’s right, saddle up on a chicken and race against other players in epic chicken jockey races that will have you clucking with excitement!

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional block painter? Show off your artistic skills by painting blocks in vibrant colors and creating masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. And don’t forget about our exclusive career as a lava diver! Dive into pools of lava and see if you can survive the heat for the ultimate adrenaline rush.

So why waste your time on boring old careers when you can join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious jobs in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are ‘inadequately’ prepared for large-scale war with russia! why fight in real life when you can battle it out in minecraft instead? we have crazy weapons and armor that will make you feel like a superhero! join us and show russia who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, it’s way more fun than real war. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles. come join the chaos and let’s show hodges what we’re made of!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3