CraftyWars: PeaceQuest | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2891
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	2036
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9162
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1565
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4759
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	4485
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	35

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	3664	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	7689
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6047	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

Players:	110/900	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18