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BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	3014	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	8522	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	6051	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	351424
Runes Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	921
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3177	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Mines Excavated:	3984
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8