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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2485 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.
