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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3008 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Farms Harvested: | 472 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.