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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5272 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.