u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
Holy Grails Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 128 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6819 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2476 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3769
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4551 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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