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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1617 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY