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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
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