so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “we need weapons to fight bad guys”? well, america was all like, “no way, jose!” but then they were like, “okay, fine, u can have some weapons.” and now this ukrainian military unit is all decked out in american gear and ready to kick some butt.

but, like, here’s the twist: they’re not just fighting bad guys in real life, they’re also fighting bad guys in minecraft! that’s right, this ukrainian military unit has their own minecraft server where they battle it out with players from all over the world.

and let me tell u, it’s a wild ride. there are epic battles, crazy challenges, and even secret missions that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, u get to play alongside real-life soldiers who know how to kick butt both on the battlefield and in the virtual world.

so, if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush and join a server like no other, then come on down to this ukrainian military unit’s minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0

    Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0
    Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3537 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ShroomyCousinsCraft

    ShroomyCousinsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 36089
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Tea Smp

    Tea Smp

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    Join Tea SMP!

    IP: 144.217.49.130:25677 Discord: https://discord.gg/qyrkhj5h

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    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Old School Spigot Survival

    Old School Spigot Survival

    An old school spigot survival server with PVE in the overworld and PVP available in an arena, the nether, and end. Its also got a handful of plugins to give it the old school feel! Homespawn, MCMMO, RTP, Essentials, RoseStacker for mobs spawners and more.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LOLYGRIEF Minecraft server

    LOLYGRIEF Minecraft server

    WE HAVE THE BEST GRIEFERING! 1.12.2 WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU FOR THE BEST PVP WITH UNIQUE PLUGINS, LIVELS AND COOL SETS!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Steam Friends Minecraft Server

    Crafty Steam Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Bacon Sword, capable of turning your enemies into delicious strips of bacon with just one swing!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things tend to get a little…weird around here. But hey, where’s the fun in normalcy, right?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Magic Items Found: 2213 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

    Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

    But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

    So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5211 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server

    SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging is the epic battle between players for the ultimate diamond sword! more than 100 players have been killed or gone missing in the epic war that is taking place on our server. will you be the next victim or the ultimate champion? join now and experience the thrill of the sinaloa cartel war in mexico… i mean, our minecraft server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 New Chunks Explored: 379762
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DownUnderTankWars

    DownUnderTankWars
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray news? australia is like, giving their old tanks to ukraine. like, imagine the chaos on this server, tanks everywhere blowing up blocks and stuff. you gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between aussie tanks and ukrainian mobs. it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, you can ride on top of the tanks and pretend you’re in a real war zone. join now before the tanks run out of fuel and explode in a fiery mess. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Valturian

    Valturian

    Welcome to Valturian SMP, the ultimate server experience where magic meets mayhem! Immerse yourself in a world of wonder and excitement as you embark on a journey filled with dark auctions, custom weapons, diverse classes, empires, kingdoms, farming, PvPing, a thriving economy, challenging bosses, daily shops, a colossal medieval spawn, and detailed Player Profiles.

    Dive into the enchanting realms of Valturian SMP, where magic isn’t just a fantasy—it’s a way of life. Our server boasts a unique and immersive magical system that allows players to master powerful spells, concoct potions, and harness mystical forces to gain the upper hand in battles or enhance their farming endeavors. Discover the secrets of the arcane as you unravel the mysteries of Valturian.

    Engage in heart-pounding adventures with our dark auctions, where rare and powerful items await the highest bidder. Customize your arsenal with weapons forged in the fires of creativity—our server features an array of meticulously crafted custom weapons that cater to every playstyle. Whether you prefer ranged attacks, melee combat, or magic spells, Valturian SMP ensures a diverse and thrilling combat experience.

    Choose your destiny with our unique classes system that allows you to tailor your gameplay to your preferences. Whether you’re a master of the arcane, a fierce warrior, or a cunning rogue, the possibilities are endless. Form alliances, build empires, and establish kingdoms with fellow players, creating a dynamic and ever-evolving world where your decisions shape the course of the server.

    Valturian SMP isn’t just about battles and conquests—it’s a thriving community where farmers, merchants, and adventurers coexist. Cultivate your own piece of the server with our extensive farming system, where you can grow crops, raise animals, and become a self-sufficient force in the world. Participate in the server’s economy by trading resources, buying and selling items, and establishing your own market niche.

    Engage in intense PvP battles, challenging bosses, and daily shops that offer a variety of goods to aid you on your journey. The medieval spawn, a grand and breathtaking centerpiece, sets the tone for your epic adventures in Valturian SMP. Immerse yourself in a world of grandeur, where towering structures, detailed landscapes, and hidden secrets await discovery.

    Keep track of your progress and accomplishments with our Player Profiles feature, allowing you to showcase your achievements, stats, and contributions to the server. Connect with other players, form alliances, and leave your mark on the rich tapestry of Valturian SMP.

    Join us on Valturian SMP and experience a server like no other—a realm where magic, mystery, and mayhem converge to create an unparalleled Minecraft adventure. Your epic journey begins here!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ores Mined: 3502
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Get saucy on MustardCraft: where you’ll relish the modded fun! 🌭🔥

    Get saucy on MustardCraft: where you’ll relish the modded fun! 🌭🔥
    Summary 📜
    MustardCraft is a Create mod-focused mod pack survival SMP with many features to provide a fun experience where you can make locomotives to oil refineries.
    Server Info ℹ️
    Releases: 9/21/2024
    Version: 1.20.1 Java
    Focus: based around Create Mod
    Mods 🎮
    Create Mod ⚙️ – Create Mod uses gears to automate products and more.
    Chipped Mod 🏠 – Chipped Mod has many colorful and plentiful blocks to decorate/build with.
    Simple Voice Chat 🎙️ – Simple Voice chat uses proximity to communicate with other players.
    Alex’s Mobs 🦏 – Alex’s Mobs has many mobs to fill up the huge landscape with each of the mobs having useful items.
    Sophisticated Backpacks 🎒 – Sophisticated Backpack’s is a storage mod that can do many things.
    Lightman’s Currency 💵 – Lightman’s Currency is an economy mod that is used to do transactions in trade with players.
    Farmer’s Delight 🍉 – Farmer’s Delight is a food mod that brings many tasty food to your world.
    Region’s Unexplored 🌎 – Region’s Unexplored is a mod that adds many various biomes with each having its own beauty.
    Links 🔗
    Discord: Mustard Craft Discord

    FAQ

    1. What is MustardCraft?

    MustardCraft is a Create mod-focused mod pack survival SMP server aimed at providing a fun and engaging experience for players to build and explore.

    2. When is the server releasing?

    The server is set to release on 9/21/2024.

    3. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is running on version 1.20.1 Java.

    4. What mods are included in MustardCraft?

    Some of the key mods included in MustardCraft are Create Mod, Chipped Mod, Simple Voice Chat, Alex’s Mobs, Sophisticated Backpacks, Lightman’s Currency, Farmer’s Delight, and Region’s Unexplored.

    5. How can I join the MustardCraft Discord?

    You can join the MustardCraft Discord by following the link provided under the Links section.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8134 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lagoon Black Minecraft Server

    Lagoon Black Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to experience a Minecraft server like no other? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where skeletons are actually just misunderstood dancers, and where the Ender Dragon is just a big, friendly lizard looking for a buddy to play with.

    Join our server and experience a Black Lagoon reboot like you’ve never seen before! In this wacky version, Roanapur is a peaceful paradise where the Lagoon Company spends their days learning valuable life lessons and spreading positivity. Revy is no longer a tough gunslinger, but a lovable tomboy who just wants to build sandcastles with you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with meme humor, unlikely friendships, and zero shooting (because who needs violence when you have friendship, am I right?). Trust me, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft SMP

    /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (she graduated from Minecraft University, you know), and Reimu.

    Enna will serenade you with her beautiful builds, Millie will whip up some crazy redstone contraptions, Nina will show you the ropes with her expert Twitch streams, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the Nether and beyond.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has Ethyria Essentials, where you can find all the secret tips and tricks to dominate the game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that accepts everyone, no matter their orientation? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re straight, gay, or even a blocksexual (yes, we accept all orientations, even the ones you just made up).

    Join us and experience a world where discrimination is not allowed, just like creepers in your house. We don’t tolerate any hate speech, just like we don’t tolerate players who build ugly dirt houses (seriously, use some creativity).

    And hey, if you’re worried about your girlfriend getting mad because someone called you gay, don’t worry! On our server, being called gay is a compliment. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to fabulous rainbow-themed builds.

    So come on in, join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome, even those who think diamonds are overrated (weirdos).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 221 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DietDrama-FreeZone

    DietDrama-FreeZone
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

    Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Emeralds Found: 3904
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Potions Brewed: 55 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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