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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8482 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
