CraftyUkrainians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	521060	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	21

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Cosmic Guardians 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Cosmic, FANTASY, Guardians, Ikitai, Ikkodate Mezashite, Jiyuu, KADOKAWA BOOKS, light novel, Manga, Mezametara, reborn, Saikyou Soubi, science fiction, space adventure, Space Fantasy, Space Mercenary, space opera, Uchuusenmochi, Youhei

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like out of this world? Literally, because it’s based on being reborn as a space mercenary! Like, who wouldn’t want to be a badass warrior in space, fighting aliens and exploring new planets?

Join this server if you want to live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you’ll be addicted once you start building your own spaceship and battling other players in epic space battles. Plus, the community is lit AF and you’ll make friends from all over the galaxy.

So what are you waiting for? Blast off to this server and become the ultimate space mercenary in Minecraft! It’s like living in an anime, but better because you get to actually play it out. See you in space, losers!

StrayDogSquad Minecraft Server

abandoned dogs, abandoned puppies, adoption, adoption manager, campus, castrate, city, DEBT, dog food, Friend, local vet, Minecraft, Moving, refusing to adopt, Server, Siblings, small town, stray dog, stray dogs, StrayDogSquad, surgeries, University, vet

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Divine Spears Created:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with abandoned puppies, shady adoption managers, and unexpected debts with local vets.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you never know what will happen next.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where adopting a Minecraft dog comes with more drama than a reality TV show. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life chaos like this?

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you never saw coming. See you there!

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	5535
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	109
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7578
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!