CraftyUkrainians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crops Grown:	2638	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Zombie Dances:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Void Gems Collected:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	996318	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	8041
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1908
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	2253	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	122
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	8348
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
New Chunks Explored:	373633	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2288	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Emeralds Found:	4779	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2