CraftyUkrainians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	248777
Star Shards Collected:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	110	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Players Killed by Monsters:	8480	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

attraction, bitchy, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnics, Girls, interracial dating, Minecraft, non-white girls, NonWhite, prejudices, prude, Race, relationships, Relax, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, character creation, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GLADIATOR, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, watch party

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, club, DELICIOUS, early morning, Energizing, first meal, Food, fuel for the day, health, Hearty, important meal, mealtime, Minecraft, morning meal, Nourishment, nutrition, satisfying, smp, start the day, Tasty, Throat, yummy

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

bipolar episodes, blocky, Boredom, Communication Issues, Connection, contradiction, contradictory feelings, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, hate, inner turmoil, Loneliness, mental breakdowns, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood, motivation, OVERWHELMING, seeking connection, Server, Struggling, Swings, violent rampage, violent thoughts

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Conquest, culture clash, discovery, European perspective, Exploration, exploration of the Americas, first contact, first landing, historical accounts, historical event, impact on indigenous societies, indigenous people, Land, Minecraft, native americans, new world, New World discovery., smp, spaniards, Spanish Conquest

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6