we got creepers running around with lederhosen and skeletons wearing lederhosen too because why not?? 💀👖
our diamond swords are actually made of bratwurst and our pickaxes are giant pretzels 🥨💎
we have a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and sauerkraut for all our players to feast on 🍖🥗
join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! 🤪🎮🔥
we got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move against da evil russians. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn to ride into battle cuz why not?
so come on, join us and be a hero in dis epic tale of good vs evil. together, we can make ukraine great again!
Join our server and watch as your osteosarcoma cells get wrecked by our bioactive glass doped with gallium oxide. It’s like a battle royale in your body, except the cancer cells are the losers every time!
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll be surviving against cancer cells! Who needs creepers when you’ve got osteosarcoma trying to take you down?
So come on, join our server and experience the most insane Minecraft gameplay ever. Who knew curing cancer could be so much fun? Let’s get crafting and kicking some cancer butt!
Moonstar, the freshest SMP experience where adventure meets style!
Our brand-new server with custom cosmetics and Voice Chat for a truly immersive experience.
It’s just you, your friends, and endless possibilities.
Come shoot for the stars and make your mark on Moonstar today!
SnowCraft [1.16 ~ 1.21] – Survive, build, and conquer!
Survival SMP with a semi-vanilla feel, where simplicity meets innovation.
Explore our unique world with custom enchantments, team systems, lands, and clans to protect your creations and expand your territory.
With teleportation, protection against grief, and shops to exchange items, adventure awaits!
Join our community and start your epic journey!
This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.
But wait, there’s more. Ryou and Kita have hidden secret treasure chests all over the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns roam free.
So what are you waiting for? Join Ryou and Kita on their birthday adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many diamonds a player can mine in a single day? Rumor has it that the top player will be awarded a real-life diamond the size of a small car.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be warned, things may get a little… egg-citing.
Imagine a world where running to catch up to your girlfriend is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds and gold! On our server, you can sprint to your heart’s content without worrying about scaring anyone. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will appreciate your dedication to chivalry, even if your girlfriend doesn’t.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where running is not only allowed, but celebrated. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your dedication to catching up to her in the morning!
Join us for a server where friends don’t bail on road trips last minute and leave you hanging. Our community is full of loyal players who will never ditch you for a spur-of-the-moment adventure with someone else.
And hey, if you ever need help moving furniture in Minecraft, we’ve got your back! Our players are always willing to lend a hand, no questions asked. Plus, our virtual trucks are always ready to transport your pixelated possessions with ease.
So why wait? Join our server today for a drama-free, furniture-moving-friendly experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual community this awesome?
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!
But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!
Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!
