CraftyUkrainians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7353	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	112	Players Killed by Monsters:	2512
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	593

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	785	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3168	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2004
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1014
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1