CraftyUkraineWarzone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Love Letters Sent:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	6132
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2915
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	96
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	137	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mines Excavated:	2243
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

FroggyBitternessReceptors-OP

allergen detection, allergens, Animal Behavior, animal biology, bitterness receptors, evolutionary biology, frog biology, FroggyBitternessReceptorsOP, Frogs, Genetic differences, genetic research, human evolution, human health, Northeastern researcher, research findings, sensory perception, sensory systems, taste buds, taste perception, taste receptors, taste sensitivity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	3583
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so like, u know how some frogs be havin like, 10 times the amount of bitterness receptors than us humans? it’s like, whoa dude, that’s wild. but get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got frogs that can help u detect allergens in the game! like, they’ll croak louder or something if there’s a dangerous allergen nearby. it’s like having your own little allergy detector buddy in the game, how cool is that? join our server for some ribbiting adventures and maybe even learn a thing or two about froggy science along the way! 🐸🔬 #ribbitingminecraftfun

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10