CraftyTurk’s Minecraft Madness: Erdogan vs Israel vs Iran LOLz

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	180	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	109

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Love Letters Sent:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4854	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Farms Harvested:	558
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1400
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3691
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Emeralds Found:	1615
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3030
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	2836	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	241

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	2332
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1