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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6545 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
