CraftyTrumpServer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ores Mined:	9595	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Potions Brewed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7886	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	90
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1624	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	957	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7709	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7869	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20