CraftyTrumpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crops Grown:	9389	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	8098	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	331	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	2362
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3221	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	152
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9871	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	127
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9295
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mines Excavated:	4743	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	5965
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	New Chunks Explored:	712193
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5