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NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

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Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8740	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ores Mined:	2656
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MommaNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SaltySMP_Hater

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1721	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6338

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	4035	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2