CraftyTrump Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Farms Harvested:	920	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2230
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	6557
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	9036
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7855	Zombie Dances:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Potions Brewed:	116	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magic Items Found:	1478
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	138
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	6752

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	1438
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

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