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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 260 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
