CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	110
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	1494	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	1846
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8123	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Zombie Dances:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9522	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	986874
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4984
Votes:	9721	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2847
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	962028

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, appreciation, Boundaries, Comment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cooking preferences, Gratitude, Halloween, HangryCraft, holiday dinners, meal etiquette, meal preparation, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, refusal, Requests, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!

On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!

So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!

VirginityVillains

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, emotional, friendship, jokes, judgment, love, mocking, oversensitive, Party, Respect, roommates, sensitivity, Support, Trust, Uní, Upset, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillains

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no sense of humor? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!

But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!

CraftyCompliments

Admiration, appreciation, best compliment, best ever, boost of confidence, compliment received, CraftyCompliments, encouragement, favorite compliment, flattering words, heartfelt words, kind words, meaningful praise, memorable compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, sweet words, thoughtful compliment, uplifting words, words of affirmation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself asked to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our pixel art of a giant potato.

The best compliment you’ll ever receive on our server is when someone tells you that your diamond armor makes you look like a sparkly unicorn warrior ready to take on the Ender Dragon in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Players:	96/400	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3