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WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6301	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7716	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Farms Harvested:	370	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8423
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

MineTears: DisneyCryfest

animated, animated classics, animated films, animated tears, Childhood, crying, Disney, Disney emotions., Disney magic, DisneyCryfest, emotional moments, emotions, Family Movies, Heartwarming, MineTears, movies, Nostalgia, sentimental, tearjerker, Tears, touching scenes, unexpected

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	48
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

#metallic, air quality, Blaze, Chemicals, contamination, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Extinguishers, fire prevention, Fire Retardants, firefighting, hazardous, heavy metals, Metal Contaminants, metals, Pollution, Safety Measures, soil contamination, Suppressants, Toxicity, water contamination, Wildfire

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	763
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	114
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels

airpods, Breathe, breathing difficulties, breathing issue, breathing through mouth, car ride, congested nose, CongestedCraft, deviated septum, deviated septum problems, family communication, family dynamics, loud breathing, middle back seat, nasal congestion, nose breathing, overreacting, personal boundaries, pixels, relative conflict, snoring sound, SUV

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	3917

Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!

MorningGr8fulMC SMP

appreciation, Blessed, counting blessings, cultivating thankfulness, daily gratitude, embracing gratitude, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, morning, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningGr8fulMC, positive mindset, positivity, self-care, smp, starting the day right, thankful, thankful heart, waking up

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	171
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2