CraftyTradeWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyOilFears

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Mobcraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	504963	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!

We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!

Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft

survival.mobcraft.org

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	8775
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3842	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5230	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	3469	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	8569	Dragon Eggs Found:	1079
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8