CraftyTradeWar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Items Found:	7867

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Votes:	289	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3514	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2277	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	6000	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ores Mined:	2290	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	76243	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Votes:	272	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4723	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6