CraftyTradeWar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Dragon Eggs Found:	6173
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Emeralds Found:	9862	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5594	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	2349
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9874	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4194	Star Shards Collected:	76
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843434
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8804	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7461
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	850	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	107336	Dragon Eggs Found:	7411
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8245
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0