CraftyTrades – LOL Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	297
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5384	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4310
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	4538
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	129

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7123
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3199
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Cursed Swords Broken:	2