CraftyTraders Minecraft Server

CraftyTraders, Death Cult Introduction, dlc, DLC Teaser, Fextralife, gamer guides, Koronus Expanse, Minecraft, Mods, ost, patch update, Rogue Trader, season pass, Server, Steam, TactiCon 2024, Thread Archive, Void Shadows, Warhammer, warhammer 40000, warhammer 40k, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Potions Brewed:	123	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	4717	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we discuss Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader while building epic structures and battling it out in the void shadows!

We have DLCs that will blow your mind, like the Void Shadows DLC where you can unleash chaos like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Death Cult Introduction – it’s to die for!

But wait, there’s more! We have hotfixes, patches, and rebalances that will keep you on your toes. And if that’s not enough, we even have an OST that will have you jamming while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness that is Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader! Who needs boring old barns when you can have epic battles in the Koronus Expanse? Let’s get crafting, gamers!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5656	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8780	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836622
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	952	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8981	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3077

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever