CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6257	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	4396	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	4753
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	875977	Dimension Hops:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Items Found:	3439
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3