CraftyTimez – Waste Not! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of time-wasting! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what daylight looks like. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the mystical portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare for a journey that will make you question reality itself.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	2373
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Orphanage Escape Minecraft Server

abusive orphanage, adoption, apartment living, birthday celebration, childhood trauma, Escape, family dynamics, Family Support, Happy Ending, hope for the future, Life Changes, Minecraft, new beginnings, new family, new opportunities, orphanage, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, resilience, rich family, second chance, Server, sisterly love.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your abusive orphanage past and join a world of endless fun and adventure! Our server is run by a rich lady who will shower you with diamonds and gold as soon as you log in.

Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WeddingBellsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend’s wedding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, friendship, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, relationship drama, Self Respect, self-care, social events, Support, Trust, uncomfortable situations, wedding invitation, WeddingBellsGoneWrong

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, bouillon cubes, BouillonCraft, climate change, community support, development aid, food assistance, food innovation, food insecurity, Fortified, global health, Humanitarian Aid, Hunger, international aid, malnutrition, micronutrients, Minecraft, nutrition, poverty alleviation, public health, Server, sustainable solutions

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HezbollahBeeperCraft

Beeper Operation, Communication, Conflict, extremism, global threat, hezbollah, HezbollahBeeperCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Journalism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, new details, News, nytimes, Reports, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Potions Brewed:	135	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

2020 election, climate change, Covid-19, Crafty, debate, Environment, harris, Harris and Trump, Healthcare, presidential debate, research funding, Science, science discussion, science in debate, science policy, Scientific literacy, STEM Education, trump, US Election, US election debate, us politics

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	7035	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2533	Villages Defended:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.