CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	308575	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Dimension Hops:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	458	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Votes:	1614	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	664

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	6452
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Star Shards Collected:	145	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Items Found:	3835	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.