CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4198	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9763	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6629

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/town-hall-4/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.