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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 218 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!